You be the judge the state inspector can be the jury

One thing I truly hate is to being asked to be the second opinion on a wdo/wdi (wood destroying organism report). I get nothing but headaches from this fruitless exercise in he said she said.

First of all the second opinion has been determined to be a FREE service by the consumer gods and always comes with the promise of “it won’t take up to much of your time.” And ‘B’ it’s never convenient because now the closing date is approaching and they need this cleared up asap.Thirdly it pits my company against another and that almost always produces one thing, two losers. It gets me flustered! (Good that there’s not a 4th thing cause forthly is not a word)

In the last year I have had 4 or 5 of these calls; one customer cancelled his regular service with me, 2 other households stiffed me when it was agreed that if I put my findings on the state form there would be a charge and the last one called everyone involved liars and threatened physical violence. I could have taken her without her cane. 😉

The problem with second opinions is the same phenomenon that happens when you get too many estimates. Every bodies head is swimming in facts that he said and quotes from what she said and nothing is kept straight. I don’t tent homes but when I show up for a job from one of these situations and they say, “where is your tent?” then I know I’m in second opinion hell.

I completely understand the need for second opinions and I’ve used them myself to make sure I wasn’t getting taken advantage of. What most often happens in the wdo/wdi scenario is that there is big money on the line and if I say you have wood rot and company X say’s it’s termites, good things don’t usually follow. Of course they don’t want to spend the money for termite work but now the buyers are baulking unless a job is done and you’re left defending your call which really needs no defense at all.

It’s at these times you’d think you could get a state inspector to come out and be the deciding factor. Unfortunately this rarely happens. Unless the gun is still smoking and the body is still warm it’s usually just another opinion that is 2 weeks to late and watered down. Don’t get me wrong, our inspectors are fine but they have huge back logs and being ‘Johnny on the spot’ is usually impossible. They also need to try and determine what was present AT THE TIME of the inspection and that too is unlikely. Still when they are done that’s usually the final say but no one usually walks away very happy.

I’m not one to cause waves and I never say much about the competition, good or bad in my town. I just do what I do and try to get along. Unfortunately for me I always seem to get at least 4 or 5 second opinion calls per year and if I decide to take any more this is how I’m handling them from now on.

Anything other than a quick look at the problem area is billable;
Pictures,pictures,pictures;
Graph,Graph,Graph;
Any work that needs to be done is quoted and I leave as soon as possible biting my lip to say as little as possible ;

I’m sure I sound bitter but I work hard and my reputation means a lot to me. I don’t need it to be sullied by a squabble created by someone who’ll never use me again even after they have begged me to come and help.

If you’re in need of a second opinion that’s fine but at least consider what you are asking this pest professional to do. It can be a traumatic time and emotions run high as fear of losing a sale fill your head. He or she is there to help and only making the call based on the evidence seen. It’s completely in your rights as a consumer to call your state agency that handles pest control situation like these. I’d say, in most cases it may be your best shot at a second opinion that everyone will accept.

The second picture in this article shows damage and is a picture from a second opinion call. Can you tell what from? You can click on it to make it larger then post your answer in the comment section and I’ll tell you what it was there.
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New York ‘Bites’

The city that never sleeps is apparently having a nightmare. Not only is New York considered to be the Bed bug capital of the world but it seems they are vying for the highest business fees and tax Mecca as well. With record budget deficits Governor Patterson Democrat, is looking anywhere he can to increase revenue for his beleaguered state.

Cigarette vending machines now have a $1000.00 tax for the privilege of taking up a 2 foot by 4 foot square.
A $50.00 cell phone bill now comes with 13 different tax add on’s that total over $13.00, regular sodas are taxed now while the diet drinks have no such tariff. Beer and wine weren’t so lucky regardless if they are considered low carb or not and even the ultra wealthy are looking to claim their home anywhere else but New York. Not to mention the high cost for average citizens and businesses already.

All of these facts came up with 97,900,000 others in 0.26 seconds when you Google taxes in New York. In that entire search not one story could be found about the increased annual fees for your local pest control operator who calls the big apple home. While the other taxes New York has raised are ridiculous and seem unfair none have doubled the cost of legally operating like the license fees for operating a pest control business. Fees to register or renew a pest control license in New York went from $350.00 to now $900.00 per year and just because the government calls them fees rather than a tax there is really no difference. It’s just a game of semantics to keep the unwashed masses from becoming too unruly of the unfair pillaging of our money that we earn.

Normally we all accept that prices go up, bread, gas, rent and even the price of pest control all incrementally increase over time. However when they spike out of control and we are helpless to do anything about it then it’s time to hold our decision makers feet to the fire. It wasn’t that long ago when gas hit $4.00 per gallon and more than one political leader heard the loud voice of the American people.

If the New York rates were raised in line with the rest of the country then maybe I’d say fine, we all are in this together. But I did some checking using Local links for pest control help and the results were shocking.

Compare these license renewal rates;

 

Wisconsin is $108.00 per year per location.
Arizona is 75.00 per year
Florida just recently hiked their business license fee to a whopping $250.00
And the king of high costs California is $160.00 for new license and $320.00 annual renewal. I guess they felt bad charging so much in your first year so Arnold said “I’ll be back.”
Which brings us to New York who just went from a manageable $350.00 to $900.00. They even put a nice reminder at the bottom of the page in bold type so you don’t forget to put your check in the envelope.

 

For the bigger companies this may be no big deal but for the so called life blood of America, the job creators otherwise known as the small ‘mom and pop’ operations this is a heavy burden.

That’s really not the end of it for these entrepreneurs in one of the nation’s most challenging regions for pest control. They also raised personal licenses for commercial applicators (3 year) from $225.00 to $450.00. I don’t do pest control in this state so I’m sure I don’t have the full story. Just as I’m sure in the other states cited there may be an additional fee for such things as ID cards or special categories but nothing I’ve seen comes close to the extortion like assessments that are being levied against New York’s pest control companies.

In the end it really isn’t the pest control companies that will pay these fees, just like every other tax or product any business has to pay for the price is eventually built into the cost of service that the consumer pays. The problem with that theory is most companies will hold off increasing their price as long as they can and when they can no longer shoulder the burden their increased rates will drive already squeezed customers off their books and then everybody loses.

Well they say New Yorkers are tough so I’m sure we’ll see most of them make it through this just as they have many other difficult challenges. If not they may just be packing it in for the lower fees of other states and for sure, in those places, they’ll do just fine. Like the song says,

“If I can.. make it there, than I can.. Make it anywhere it’s up to you… New York, New York”

pestcemetery.com encourages any New York pest control operators to add details or clear up any errors they may have found in this post. Add your comments below or please feel free to email me a follow up article that I will happily publish. bugdoctor@embarqmail.com
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There’s no crying in termite control

As I’m writing this I am flat on my back trying to forget about my severe back pain. I threw my back out last week lifting my backpack sprayer out of the bed of my truck and it hasn’t gotten any better since. Of course it’s when things like this come about that you realize your schedule is chock full so I’ve tried to keep up as best I can. Last weekend was Sun and Fun aviation fly in down in Lakeland, Florida and my son & I had a great time looking at all the airplanes and watching a 6 hour air show. The ride to and from in his Cessna 150 was a killer for me and sitting on the ground for the entire air show was no help either.

Then on Monday the real fun started; we have had a very slow termite season this year and it’s not due to the economy. Termites just haven’t been swarming the last few years and most say it’s because of the new termite chemicals that eliminate whole colonies rather than just killing a few while shielding the home from attack. Well as fate would have it we’ve had a small run of termite calls and sold some work. Normally this is a great thing but right now, not so much.

Well long story short “there is no crying in pest control which includes termite work.”That is unless you’re using knock off brand insecticide from the do it yourself termite control store and now you have to replace a window sill that’s sagging from termite damage.

So here is my day’s worth of work which actually started at 7am doing pest control for a large commercial kitchen and then a termite job from start to finish; the pictures are small so they’ll load quicker but you should be able to click on them to enlarge.

This job started as a wdo (wood destroying organism report) and the realtor was oh so confident that his house would pass with flying colors, after he told me termites don’t eat bricks. While that is true they were doing just fine on the bay window which was 100% frame. The enclosed back screen porch was also wood frame and so this house needed to be treated. Lucky me, I could barely get down from the attic and now I have to do some real work.

Thankfully the foundation was monolithic because there would be no way I could have drilled out an entire supported slab with my back pain. ‘Monolithic’ means all one pour and the frame or block construction is built on top of that. A supported slab is one that uses ‘chair blocks’ and the slab sits on this foundation nicely but leaves an entry point in the form of an expansion joint. To treat that you drill the block voids horizontally so you can then inject chemical underneath the expansion joint and thus creating a barrier or treated zone in the wall voids and soil the slab sits on. For a mono slab there is no need to drill that way but you must treat the exterior soil and the abutting slabs since that’s the only way termites will be able to bridge the foundation walls .(unless there is a crack or construction default)

So I’m pretty happy about the short drill work that’s ahead of me but that didn’t last for long. Maybe there was a sale on cement the week this slab was poured or perhaps the contractor put the first slab in crooked so he had to pour another on top of the first. Normally my hammer drill pops through the 4 inch slab pretty quickly but in this case my 12 inch bit was not even getting through to the soil that I needed to treat. So much to my dismay I broke out the 18 inch drill bit and winced my way through about an hour and 1/2 of what should have been twenty minutes of drilling.

Still there is no crying in termite work but I am allowed to whine some and I did so each time the office called me. Come to think of it they stopped calling so maybe they got sick hearing me moan. So now I had to dig my trench. While some companies are fine with soaking the top of the soil and letting gravity do the work I almost always dig as much as I can. #1 it’s written on the label and the label is the law but also a trench keeps everything right on target. Trenching is also hell on a good day and so with my spasms this proved to be a pain filled task.

The easiest part of the job was cutting my bath trap, as I wrote in another article it only takes about ten minutes and this was no exception. At this point the realtor who had left came back and was amazed at the amount of work these tiny little insects had caused. Let’s see if he remembers that when it comes check cutting time.

What I find to be the longest part of any termite job was next and that is to ‘shoot’ your chemical where it needs to go. When treating your slabs you use low pressure just in case a hole doesn’t take and it comes spewing up like old faithful. We do use rubber stoppers to curb that but the drilled holes are rarely perfect and will allow for some chemical to escape. One thing you learn in doing termite work is that not every hole takes. There may be something blocking the hole or the soil is so tightly compacted or even clay that the liquid doesn’t absorb and soak the soil, rather it builds up pressure and shoots back up at you the first chance it gets. This back porch, the one with the 18 inch thick cement must have been filled with compact clay soil lined with24 mil plastic. Out of all the holes I drilled only 5 or 6 took like a charm, the rest I had to nurse along and squeeze whatever I could into them. This meant reaming the soil with my treating rod and working each hole bent over like a hobbit. Alright I’m still not crying but I know I’ve at least welled up a little.

Shooting the trench was half way a break but the dirt I dug needed to be put back. I usually put on a big rubber boot and push the dirt back as I go and treat the ‘backfill’ in this way. I had no idea this involved back muscles but I’m here to tell you, it does. To make matters worse and I suppose you’ve guessed it by now, I decided to take pictures of the entire job. My original idea was not to include my injury but since it dominated my day and all the while I’m whining about pain, I’ve somehow managed to balance a camera and get some half way decent pictures.

With everything shot all that was left was to sweep up and seal the holes with cement. Normally this is pretty easy but I couldn’t get up once down on my knees so I crawled to each hole and put in my cement plugs. One last time with the broom and a final walk around to assure the job was complete and everything was back in place and I was out of there.

It’s been a heck of a day and I made it through without one breakdown, close a few times but I had to get it done and there was no time to wallow in my own pity party. That’s the great thing about owning your own small business whether it is pest control, plumbing or an accounting firm you answer to yourself and no sets the bar any higher than you do. If you don’t do it then it just won’t get done and your business won’t ever survive. In my company I choose to do all the termite work due to the experience I have and the know how to solve problems. I’m sure my guys could handle it but they have busy routes of their own. I know many pest control owners and some that read this blog. A few have a different approach to physical work than I do but when it comes down to getting the job done even with painful obstacles in our way we all seem to agree; there’s no crying in pest control.

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The great tubes in the wall conspiracy

No ones sure of the exact date or exactly which underground laboratory was used to create the worlds most mysterious pest control system known as “tubes in the wall” but one thing is for sure. Each company who installs this hybrid service guards it with their very lives and technicians are sworn to secrecy and trained in the art of conversation deflection.These employees of the secret society of the tube nation are also under serious threat of financial penalty should a tube box key go missing. At last report fines were being levied starting at $ 450.00 for lost keys,
$ 750.00 for those sold on the black market and the loss of your job. Confirmation of the use of a memory loss drug could not be affirmed but the circumstantial evidence is strong. Lips are sealed tighter than a drum on this subject and pestcemetery.com has lost contact with 2 of it’s reporters since the investigation of this story started and still no one is talking. That is of course unless you are an unsuspecting potential client but even then they will only divulge so much.

Great care has been taken to keep tubes in the wall and tubes in the slab systems from the hands of the great unwashed. Salesman tell customers that no one else in town has the sophisticated machinery to service the systems and even if they did, they are under lock and key so unauthorized use of this highly advanced approach to pest control is only available when you sign their contract. If by chance the titanium look alike cheap plastic lock does get breached and God forbid the tubes somehow get serviced by a pirate company then all warranties are forfeited by you the customer and possible penalties of law loom for the offending pest control service stealer.(company)

The business plan of these companies was very difficult to obtain and we needed a Chinese translator to read it from the packaging of a smuggled shipment from the makers whose layer is hidden deep in the manufacturers section of China.

Run tubes through stud holes used for electric lines during construction. Make sure to circle plumbing lines and door frames where possible. Tie or clamp ends at end of tube. Encase untied tube ends in portal box (supplied) on exterior foundation wall. Lock plastic portal box (supplied) with plastic key. (supplied) Place in shade where possible as direct sunlight cracks the portal box and may damage the lock.

The rest of the plan can only be surmised by the actions of these illuminati pest control operators who all react the same way when confronted with rogue companies approaching their territories. These actions include;

Having a branch manager call you and tell you that your repair warranty will be null and void if other companies service the system. When asked what they will do if a tube suddenly becomes blocked or leaks profusely in a wall they reply. “we’ll stop using that tube.”Short of that there is no way to repair damaged tubes in your walls unless you were willing to have all you’re siding or drywall removed to reinstall another tube.

This same manager may even go so far as to say that the system YOU paid for to have installed is not really yours but belongs to them and as such they are the only ones who can use the system. As part of your initial payment for installation you do get one year of service included (in most cases) but the year starts the day the system is installed and that is early on in the construction phase so it may be 6 or 8 months before you even move in and your free years service is almost up with only 1 or 2 more quarterly visits scheduled.

Technicians and salesman alike will convincingly tell you that other companies do not have the special machine needed for their tube system. Meanwhile they can’t get to your house today as they are waiting for the welder to reattach the homemade air regulator on their converted handheld 1/2 gallon spritz canister. They can get to your tubes in the slabs for termites however. It’s been 5 years and they didn’t really put down any chemical in the pretreatment process but those tiny little bait stations you’ve been paying for probably did the trick just fine, we’re not 100% sure because we didn’t check them. For a tidy sum of X amount of dollars we can use our do it yourself made in the shop tube injector and put you back under guarantee. Please sign here.

This underground consortium is a daunting force that rules the kingdom of tubes in the slab and walls with an iron hand. They may be mysterious but their presence can be felt throughout the pest control industry and they are feared by the mere one truck operators who dare to buy a expensive tubes in the wall machine. These family owned companies slink through the alleys and back streets trying their best to avoid confrontation while only wishing to provide one more valuable service to their clientele. Homeowners too, shrink with fear as they have visions of ripping off the mattress tag and being tackled by inspector # 12.

There should be no expectations of wide spread freedom to receive tubes service from whom you choose for the near future. The tubes union is to strong for that and well organized, but maybe just maybe a few of us can survive in the shadows long enough to at least give hope for a day in the future when every American can choose his own tubes in the wall pest control service provider. It is on that day we can hold our head high and service any tubes customer who asks while knowing we have victory over the great tubes in the wall conspiracy.

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Which one are you?

Take a walk down any garden isle at your local hardware or big box store. The shelves are filled to the rafters with weed killers, fertilizers pest sprays and everything you can imagine to kill fungus, plant disease and bugs of all kinds. I know this would never happen but what if the powers that be decided not to restock those shelves? How long do you think it would be before they were totally empty? One day, a week maybe? America is obsessed with ‘do it yourself pest control’ and they buy any and all products if they think it’ll solve their pest problems. I really don’t know how long it would take but I’m willing guess it wouldn’t be but a week or so.

Almost without fail these pest control products end up in either one of two houses. There is a third option but it’s pretty rare. 99 % of the homes I service fall into one of the first two categories, so I ask you.

Which one are you?

#1 In the first house you would find unopened containers with the seals still intact by the dozens. You name it they’ll have it. Sure a few containers have been used but very little and each bottle is set neat in a row by category. You got your bug killers, termite sprays, White flies and garden pest and an occasional bag of cutworm powder that was opened but is now securely taped shut. Somewhere between reaching for that professional looking spray bottle with the menacing picture of an Aphid devouring a rose and getting it home, putting it on a shelf with the dozens of spray paint, car wash and other pesticide cans you forget why you needed it so much. You are impressed with your inventory and you like the fact that you are ready for any pest infestation that comes your way but you hold off spraying when the time comes. You really aren’t sure of what you’re doing so later you’ll read the box to figure it out. Besides the roses are looking better now so why not wait till you have a real emergency. Those spray bottles will sit there for years and years only to be pushed to the side annually to make room for the new cans the homeowner bought for the spring. I’ll say one thing for this type of homeowner; they are fairly neat about their stock pile.

#2 At our next house you’ll find just about the same amount of once nicely packaged products with all but 1/2 ounce left inside them. These containers are usually a mess with chemical that has dripped all down the sides and dried a nice shade of brown or blue. Most of this product went to the destruction of one small colony of ants near the sidewalk or some weeds on the fence. The 8 ounce ‘wasp freeze’ that shoots 20 feet was good to whack a small paper wasp nest but there’s still a little left so you hate to throw it away. A lot of the aerosols are missing the little red spray tips and most all of the labels are unreadable. Your gray metal shelving unit is bubbling up with rust and flaking paint as chemical has dripped and oozed over the years. There are some half used bags of fertilizer in the corner of the garage, they smell funny now and are brown in color and the top layer is crusted; still the package say’s a bag will cover 12,0000 square feet and your yard is only 4000 so you should save that. Bags of Sevin dust are precariously balanced on top of an old plastic pump sprayer and a box of Miracle Gro. An old milk jug houses some vegetation killer or insecticide of some sort, I think? Of course the Thompsons water seal gallon can is nice and square so it is good to anchor the bottom of your stack. Small lacquers and pvc glue fill in the tiny spots in between cans and your new chemicals go straight to the top shelf so you can use them first.

The 3rd option is the home that has no such inventory of pest control goods except maybe a can of raid under the kitchen sink. Like I said that is rare but one thing all 3 of these have in common is, me.
With all the ‘rid a bug’ gallons I see in sheds or garages or the big bags of granules for lawns and landscaping, you’d think I’d be out of a job. Thankfully that isn’t true. It may not be rocket science to treat for pests but sometimes it can be a real bear. Still I wonder why folks buy all these products and still have me come out? It amazes me that some people have as much chemical and varieties of them that I carry on my truck. Maybe it’s a feeling of security or perhaps they are just impulse buyers that can’t resist the shiny white bottle that pictures all the different bugs it will kill. Either way I continue to service their home and I even make sure to treat around their stock pile of pest control weapons. I’d hate to have a bug to unsuspectedly wander into it and die. That’s my job!

So to get back to my original question and hopefully you won’t fire your bug guy. Which one are you?

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Home remedies that don’t work

There’s something about a home remedy that people just can’t pass up. There may be no scientific basis for something to work, no logical reason but people will hear it, catalog it in their minds and pass it along as gospel even if they have never tried it. It’s sort of like over hearing a ‘hot stock’ tip at a bus stop, you don’t actually run to a phone and call your broker and order 1000 shares but you do pass it along as if the information is rock solid and a ‘can’t lose.’ Don’t worry, Enron will make a comeback and your friend will be glad you gave him that great tip.

Years ago I had a handy man at my home doing some work. He was cutting some pressure treated lumber and I was torturing some fire ants in a mound nearby. (I was new to Florida and still learning about this sub tropical paradise) He came over with a handful of sawdust and threw it on the mound and said, “There, that’s good poison, those ant will die now.” He told me that the pressure treated wood kills bugs and I should look into using the dust rather than spending money on chemicals that don’t work. He finished his work and the next day I went out to inspect the mound. Not only did the mound get bigger but it seemed they used their new found construction material to add a small sub division. So much for that home recipe, you can see some others in my article “Myths about pest control.”

There are thousands of home remedies for all kinds of situations out there but so many of them for purposes of pest control just don’t work or worse yet, don’t work and are dangerous. Look, if you want advice on how to get red wine out of a wedding dress or how to grow bigger tomatoes check out www.thriftyfun.com, that’s a great site for home remedies. But for do it yourself pest control, why would you ever take the advice of someone who has at best, anecdotal evidence of some homemade concoction working against a certain pest.

What brought this to mind was a dear customer of mine forwarded an email that’s being circulated about Listerine killing mosquito’s. Maybe you’ve gotten it and said, “Hey I need to try that.” I’m sure that’s what my client thought at first but she’s smart enough to know to check things out before she starts spraying strange stuff around her home.

The general gist was that if you put Listerine in a sprits bottle and sprayed it around your door frame or picnic table you would kill and or repel millions of the little bloodsucking party crashers. There is also the same type of rumor about Dawn dishwashing soap put in an open dish with water. It too is said to attract and kill any would be attackers.

The truth is that neither of the home remedies work, not even in the slightest. While it’s true you may kill a mosquito that you spray directly with Listerine you would also get the same result if you hit them with a blast of whipped cream. Mosquito’s are attracted to 4 things and one of them is water so leaving a soapy dish of water may lure a mosquito in and they may even drown and die but that’s hardly the result that this ‘hot hint’ was promising.

The other 3 things mosquito’s are attracted to are warmth, body odor and carbon dioxide. The heavier the concentration of carbon dioxide the more mosquito’s. Repellents such as Deet don’t so much as repel the skeeter as they simply fool the receptors of mosquito’s and they don’t detect you.

Only the female bites (imagine that) and she does not need the blood for food but for the laying of her eggs. Without blood she cannot become a mommy. Mosquito’s actually depend on nectar for their meals.

Still, thousands of people will get this email in their inbox and it will automatically become the final say on this subject. They may try it and when a mosquito drops dead from the blast of Listerine tropical flavor they’ll swear by it until the end. Many more won’t even try it but pass it along as if they’ve just received word from the surgeon general himself.

Me, I won’t be replacing the cans of repellents in my trucks with quart sized bottles of Listerine any time soon. But maybe my customer was just giving me a subtle hint about my breath, so perhaps I’ll put a pack of gum in the glove box just in case.

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Paved with good intentions

What do you see in this picture? If you look closely you’ll see a inexperienced termite mans nightmare. The driveway leads to nowhere and that beautiful wall has hidden something only a bug could find now. This home has an enclosed garage and this could mean big trouble somewhere down the road.

It’s not a real common practice but still a lot of people opt to enclose their garage for extra living space. They turn what used to house their cars into game rooms, offices or even a extra bedroom. A great idea to save money but a bug infestation waiting to happen if you don’t take certain steps to stop up the termite entry points.

Take a look at your garage (assuming you haven’t enclosed it) what do you see as you stand at the entry just below your feet. It’s highway 95 for termites in the form of an expansion joint. Where two slabs come together and have that separation. That space is more than enough room for any self respecting termite and for a whole host of other bugs as well.

When you enclose the garage and build new wall over top of this joint you are creating a perfect opportunity for insects to move freely into the wall and back out again in complete secrecy. Later, maybe years from now when the termites swarm out or the pesky wood roaches just won’t seem to go away you may just start seeing the error of your ways.

The solution is pretty simple and it’s best to get it before construction starts. Your termite technician will be glad to come out and drill the slab and pump termiticide into the soil thereby creating a treated zone beneath the joint you are about to encase forever. You may even wish to load the long crack with caulk or cement to aid in this pest prevention and it may also keep moisture from ‘wicking’ up over the years and causing wood rot. One other step I might suggest is to treat the studs with a borate. You’ll never have the chance again like this so it may be worth the few extra dollars and this will help control any wood decaying fungi as well if moisture persists. If the inside of the garage is to be finished as well take a look and see if there are any other expansion joints you will be enclosing. If so then you should repeat the process in those areas as well.

An enclosed garage can add valuable living space to your home that you’ll enjoy for years. If by chance you leave these areas unprotected however, you won’t be the only ones enjoying the room.

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Are there grasshoppers in Heaven?

I attended a speech tonight given by Don Piper author of 90 Minutes in Heaven: A True Story of Death & Life It was quite interesting as he detailed a fatal car crash he was in back in 1989. That’s right, I said fatal, he was revived 90 minutes later (thus the title of his book) and in some of his talk he described his time at the pearly gates. He described the music he heard; not just one song but thousands of songs from every direction all at once. Each song was different and unique but all the songs blended together to make one beautiful sound.
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Improve your effectiveness by 90% with one amazing tool

I know I shouldn’t be writing this. Professional exterminators around the country will be upset that I’m sharing this trade secret. For you do it yourself pest control types grab a pen or bookmark this page so you can refer back often.

One tool can separate you from complete pest elimination or total failure and continued pest infestation. This radical device works on any bug. Flying roaches, German roaches, Black Widow spiders, Brown Recluse, Bed Bugs, Termites, Earwigs, Silverfish, in fact any six legged insect and rodents to boot.

Not only effective in treatments, our secret weapon can help you find signs of termite infestation and evidence as small as roach droppings. This light weight easy to use invention can dramatically improve your pest control effort by as much as 90%.

Pest control was not always this easy, in the early days our tool boxes were filled with crude spray cans that didn’t offer the pin point accuracy; we used whale and coal oils for numerous pests and brushed on Kerosene to surfaces bugs would walk on. Hydrocyanic acid gas was used for control of insects in homes and Potassium cyanide powder for control of ants. Low pressure liquefied gas propelled aerosols; Chlordane and DDT were the norm. Our spray tanks would bellow out gas or steam mixed with chemicals and we had little control of directing the spray. We didn’t even have yellow light bulbs until 1931 but we were making strides in the right direction.

Still in search of that perfect tool that would provide for the all needed protection:

As time marched on and products became better and better our advances against the world’s pests began to take hold. Now our arsenal includes products that are so specific in nature that entire colonies of termites can be wiped out using mere ounces of liquid termiticide and even less of the bait formulation. The spray rigs we have can mix products so thoroughly and apply foams, showers, mists or 35 foot high streams into the tree tops. The hand held equipment can deliver just the right amounts to specific locations with little or no waste. Our baits and granules are far superior to anything ever developed and can actually hinder specific functions of an insect and be harmless to man and the environment. Integrated growth regulators stifle even the most stubborn flea or roach problems and pheromone scent can attract a flying grain moth from one side of a 2 acre warehouse to a little glue trap that is no bigger than a greeting card. With these new and advanced weapons our world is safer and our environment has never been in better hands. Still with all these miracles of modern science these devices simply don’t measure up to our one trade secret that only the true pros ever seem to use.

Our little beauty was invented back in 1896 but it was hardly useable for pest control needs. It would only work for a few seconds at a time and was unreliable. Bug men of the day were unimpressed. It took years of development and thousands of trial and error work had to be done and it went through many different shapes and sizes. In the early 1900’s great strides were made and a now famous company was born for about $200.00. “DayLo” as it was known began manufacturing and upgrading our instrument and it was catching on. By the 60’s the first plastic molded versions were available and in the 70’s came the waterproof model. The range was getting longer and length of use was measured in hours instead of seconds. Today there are so many different types and applications that any pest control technician who doesn’t use one in his everyday job should look for another line of work. This well guarded secret is simply that good.

What is it you ask? What is this tool that is so superior to all the great chemical and equipment advance of the modern era? At the risk of my professional career and the out casting by my peers; you know it simply as the flashlight.

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The 10 minute bath trap

Here’s an easy pest control step you can take that should only take you about 10 minutes and could possibly save you thousands of dollars and keep any unwanted surpises from coming your way.

In the bug business we cut and install ‘bath traps’ all the time to give us access to plumbing pipes that subterranean termite’s use for entry as well as a whole host of other bugs. Actually it’s not unusual to find American roaches, spiders, Palmetto roaches, earwigs, Carpenter ants, you name it. The dark abyss is perfect for a lot of critters and the sweat on the plumbing pipe is all they need to sustain their moisture requirements.

The reasons to cut a trap;

As stated lots of bugs live in the void under your tub or at least enter there and then venture off through the walls looking for greener pastures. The contractor, in his infinite wisdom closes off this access in most homes that are on a slab. He also finds it necessary to leave a foot wide by foot long hole in the cement for a two inch pipe that protrudes up through the dirt. To make matters even worse, this ‘hole’ is formed up with wooden form boards and since he’s on a roll in the genius department he leaves the wood embedded in the ground, Hey might as well get the termites started off with a snack, right?

The back side of your tub and shower wall is where you’ll need to cut the vent in and that’s almost always in a closet but in our case it’s in a bedroom. This area is often overlooked but an access needs to be cut if you’re serious about protecting your home from termites and unwanted pests. Even if you open the wall and find nothing and your contractor actually closed up this hole with cement it will be worth doing because now you can rest assured that your plumbing area is correctly sealed and you probably will have avoided a lot of unseen damage.

How to cut a bath trap

Let’s go with the easiest because as the title states, this should only take 10 minutes. You’ll need a drill, measuring tape; round drywall saw blade, and a dust pan. (Don’t want to leave a mess for your wife) The vent we’ll be putting in is a 2 inch round air vent or as we say, inspection vent. They use these vents also on soffits for attic ventilation and you can pick them up at Lowes or Home Depot for about $ 1.00.

First measure the distance from the wall to the tub spout. This will tell you where the pipes are and usually give you the center of the hole that the pipes come up from. Now, on the opposite side of the wall use your measure to see about where you will cut. In our case its 14 inches and that is typically the same for almost all tubs.

It’s important to remember that you are drilling near ‘soft pipes’ so don’t force anything; let the blade do the work. Also if you go to close to the floor you may hit the sill board so I usually go up about 4 to 6 inches. So, 14 inches in from the side wall and 4 or so inches up should put you right where you want to be. Now carefully drill the hole and watch the blade so you can see when you are through. When you’re done you have a perfect hole and the drywall stays neatly in the blade.

Take a look inside

It always amazes me when I open up a wall and see cobwebs, dead bugs and more times than not I see termite shelter tubes. In our example there was very little to be seen but it did reveal the ‘dirt hole’ our friend the contractor left so in another post we’ll show you how to treat for termites in our trap. For now though if you have wood roaches, ants, earwigs or you can see roach droppings and the like this would be a great time to ‘dust’ this void which we learned about in an earlier article. You might even place a small toss pack of mouse bait in the void, this is one of the safest places to place the bait and mice may get into this void not by the dirt normally, but from the attic downward using the pipes to climb on.

Now it’s a simple matter of placing your circular vent in the cut out, clean up a bit and you are done. The vent can come out and go back anytime so you can always do a quick retreat when needed. The vent also looks like it is part of the house, it blends in and any house guests will never know the pestcmetery you have hidden away.

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As seen on TV

Television commercials are the times we usually use to make a run to the bathroom or to refresh our drinks when we’re watching out favorite shows. Nobody takes commercials seriously anyway; do people really buy Mr. Clean because we’ve seen a cartoon bald guy with a white t-shirt give us a wink? About the only time I can think of that I look forward to commercials is during the super bowl. That is a time that seems to be set aside to let creative license fly. The commercials are usually funny and talked about all over the country for weeks afterwards. It’s said that a 30 second ad costs 3 million dollars and maybe that’s why Miller High Life ran only a one second ad.(still $100,000.00 if my math is right)

Of course small bug companies can’t compete with large industry giants and their sizable advertising war chests but they do need to get their name out there and TV ads are one way to do that. The ads tend to be geared towards cute and memorable rather than serious with hard bug facts. I see a few in my area from time to time and naturally they peak my interest since I’m in the business but I wonder, do they resonate with the average homeowner?

While this is by no means is a professional poll, I picked 3 commercials out that seemed to fit the bill of a smaller company size that have placed their ad on you tube for all the world to see. If you have 90 seconds please take a look and then vote for which one you think is best. If you’re a professional pest control operator and would like your ad included just send me a link and I’ll gladly do it.

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Bug a phobia

I can’t believe I’ve been in this industry for 25 years. So many things have changed and progressed. Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t around when service wagons were being hauled by a mule named ‘Bessie’ but I have witnessed some truly amazing advances in the pest control industry.

Some things however, never change. Route technicians are still in a hurry off to the next stop, German roaches are still the most resilient pest in the world and a certain percentage of people will always be deathly afraid of insects. These people cannot get within 10 feet of a roach or a spider without their bodies involuntarily taking the fetal position. Their voice goes up about 3 octaves and all they can do is point a frantic finger in some sort of weak defensive maneuver.

“Entomophobia” is derived from the Greek “entomos” (insect) and “phobos” (fear).

This definition does little to alleviate peoples fear and neither does constant teaching and education from your professional pest control operator but we do try. To us, your fears are unfounded and we think that with a little bit of knowledge you’ll be able to appreciate this little critter that is only 1/1000 of your size. We don’t fully understand your fears and yes at first it’s kind of cute but after our 3rd or 4th courteously visit in a month to spray for a bug that is half dead already or one that was outside looking towards the front door but not actually inside, it gets a bit too much. Please be patient with us .

Still, your fears are real and your symptoms usually can’t be faked and it doesn’t indicate that you are some unstable person who’s repressed memories of a bad childhood experience. Fears of all kinds of things exist in the world from heights to the fear of speaking in public. People can have the same body contortions and sweaty hands when faced with these fears as well.

Recently president Obama released de-classified security papers that revealed some tactics the C.I.A has used to extract information from captured enemies. The top 10 listed of course water boarding, slapping, sleep deprivation, Barney music and things we’d think of as classic interrogation techniques. What surprised me is that insects made the list. Apparently a high-ranking Al Qaeda member Abu Zubaydah was slated for use of this insect method. It’s said he was deathly afraid of bugs so they told him he was going to be locked in a small area with a caterpillar. The interrogation never took place however (there’s no record of it at least) so maybe with the mere mention of it and he spilled his guts telling all he knew. Chalk one up for the bugs!

My point is that fear of insects is a reality for some people and they may do things they wouldn’t normally do because of that fear. We as pest control professionals will still try to help you by letting you know the facts and reassuring you there is nothing to worry about since you have our service. We may not be licensed therapists trained to cure your phobia but we are highly qualified exterminators who’ll do our best to rid you of the source of your fears.

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How to make your own flea trap

Long ago (it seems like forever) before the introduction of Precor and products like Advantage or Comortis, flea work ranked right up there with getting your teeth pulled; without anesthesia.

We used to use Ficam W by the barrel full back then and as soon as we were finished servicing the account we immediately pulled out our pocket calendar to schedule a 14 day follow up. Needless to say we as an industry needed serious help in flea control.

Somewhere along the line, and I’m not sure who taught me this trick but I learned how to make your own flea trap. It was primitive to say the least but at this point anything that could help was a welcome in my opinion.

This trap will not solve all of your flea problems and is not a complete home flea treatment but; it can give some relief to frustrated homeowners and gives your sadistic side a little satisfaction when you see all those pesky fleas dead in your contraption.

The most important element of the trap is a light to put directly over the trap. Night light, lamp, a flashlight you name it. The softer the glow the better and if you can get a green colored light bulb, that is the best bar none. Why? You ask. I have no clue. If you have the answer to this that would be great, I’ll be happy to post it or you can just comment below. Blue lights are second and any color except white and yellow from there on.

Next you’ll need a landing area that will serve as your trap. I’ve seen all kinds of variations here and all seem to work just fine. The main thing is you want the fleas to jump into the trap and not able to jump out. Soapy water is what almost everyone uses and it works great. Just place a shallow cooking pan or cookie sheet under your light with a little bit of dish washing soap. Fill with water and wella, one flea trap ready to go. If you have nosey pets they usually will sniff around your trap but one drink of the soapy water and they’ll leave it be. The one downside I warn everyone about is if you use a lamp or other such light; you must be careful to secure it so that it won’t tip over and into the water. This could be a problem and someone could get shocked.

Using sticky traps can be very effective for you as well but curious pets this time may get a glue board stuck to their nose or paw. If need be use a pair of soapy scissors to cut away the glue without harming your pet. If you use stickies you should also put them in a pan so that the entire bottom is covered and then put a section of 1/4 inch hardware cloth over top. This will keep ‘fluffy’ out but allow the fleas in.

Vacant houses can be a do it yourself pest control nightmare. Fleas don’t hop all around when there isn’t any activity and if you’ve treated the whole house properly it still won’t do any good if they don’t get into your chemicals. This is why you can spray a vacant home but still come back to a whole host of flea activity even months later. The fleas simply stay put and can even go dormant for up to 2 years. When someone finally shows up and begins walking about, they wake up and go stark ‘hopping’ mad. It’s as if you did nothing at all. Flea light traps can help in this instance. The light gets them to hopping and the trap will do its job. You will also have the added bonus of fleas hitting your pest control treatment and many will die off before even hitting the trap. If there is no electricity you can use a 6 volt battery powered lantern or even an upside down ‘glow in the dark’ Frisbee.

You’ll need at least one trap per room and perhaps 2 or 3 for big infestations. They can work outside but you’ll end up with 1000’s of different kinds of bugs in your trap besides fleas. If making one is not for you they are available at almost all do it yourself stores and on line. So be creative, be careful and happy trapping.

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Watch out for falling prices for pest control

I’ll admit that with these economic times I’ll take on new customers while sometimes reducing certain fees. Things haven’t slowed down tremendously but it is definitely not what it was even 2 years ago.

Most of the books I’ve read and articles on ‘growing a pest control business’ almost always agree to raise prices every year. I most certainly don’t do that. Most of my clientele are older people with fixed incomes and I can’t bring myself to raise prices on them very often. The most recent time was when gas hit $ 4.00 per gallon. Even then it was only a small increase.

Raising prices is a sticky issue and no matter when or how much you increase a price you’re bound to lose a customer or two. Most however know that everything goes up in price over time and some even comment that they were surprised I hadn’t done it sooner.

Things may be changing though and that is good news for you. Some larger companies in my area are lowering some fees on their services. While maintenance fees are staying the same they may wave your initial charge or give you a really reduced rate. Initials usually cost more to the company because they have to do a ‘clean out’ type service which takes more time and material. However there seems to be the thought that it’s better to have a new customer than not to have one so they are biting the bullet. One caveat with this is that you may need to sign a year’s agreement or possibly more before they’ll give you this discount.

Recently I have had 3 or 4 flyers put on my door for lawn spraying. The flyer promised a $ 29.95 first time spray with fertilizer. I have quite a big yard and I know these companies would actually lose money on my lawn. The fine print

did say it was only good with a one year contract and the flyer gave me no indication what the rest of the year would cost.void where prohibited, not good with any other offer, must be 18 or over.

So, in the trash it went but thousands of people took advantage of it and hopefully it works out for both.

If things stay the same or God forbid get worse I’m sure you’ll see prices reflecting the need for all pest control companies to keep new customers coming in. People are looking to save money in anyway they can and ‘do it yourself pest control’ is now more of a competitor than ever and just one more thing companies like mine need to worry about. Just make sure you know what you’re getting into and as they say, “watch out for falling prices.”

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Pest proofing your pets food

It’s something we don’t think about much and our pets either don’t mind sharing or they just can’t get your attention. Roaches, ants and all sorts of bugs love the tasty treats you leave out for your pets. Mice can live their whole lives just sneaking out and grabbing a ‘Kibbles & bit’ every night while never having to invade your pantry.

Of course there are the times when you see a trail of ants leading up to the dog bowl or a unfortunate earwig who drowned in ‘Fluffy’s’ water bowl. It’s then we just clean it out and put down fresh.(hopefully)

For those of you who have chronic problems or those who just want to take one more step in keeping your home pest free, maybe this will help.

Pest control is made up of one basic strategy with 4 easy steps.

Eliminate food
Eliminate water
Eliminate harborage
Perform any chemical controls

Without basic necessities of food, water and a place to live almost all pests will go into severe stress and begin to die. When we leave food out for or pets we are actually supporting any pest population we may have. Just last week I did a roach job where the owners left turkey bones in a dish for their dog. I barely touched the bone and literally hundreds of roaches began to scurry. I’d like to say they were clean otherwise but they were not. They wanted me to bait for the roaches but I explained that would only be effective if we got rid of the ‘free food’. Given the choice, roaches will go for what you eat (or Fluffy) more times than they will any roach bait.

Ok, so you get the idea but your pets have to eat too. How can you keep the bugs from staying out of the food without spraying the bowl?

You may need to get inventive but let’s start with the obvious.

  • Store all feed or food in plastic containers. They make big ones for large bags or amounts such as 25lbs. of bird seed
  • Keep the pet dishes at least slightly elevated. Bowls and dishes are available at pet supermarkets for this very reason.
  • Clean up all scraps or spills that are on the floor.
  • Try to place the bowls away from foundation walls. It’s very easy for ants to trail in from outside and find the food.
  • Pick up and discard the uneaten food every night before you go to bed

Well as I said, that was obvious but what do you do when you feed your dogs let’s say outside and
you are constantly fighting ants?

You do as much of the above as you can but then go on a ‘search and destroy’ mission in the yard for any ant hills and put granules or spray the mounds. For flying roaches or crawling insects like earwigs you can always sprinkle NibanFG bait just outside the area of the pet dish. Hopefully they’ll find and eat that first and die off.

For chronic problems or persistent bugs never spray the bowls, even at the base. Most are made of hard plastic or stainless steel so the pesticide won’t stick anyway. You could always use a light touch of aerosol ‘spray glue’ and that would keep them from crawling up. If you’re worried about the toxicity of the spray glue you could make a little glue and brush it on for the same effect. (see how to make your own glue)

Some folks have success making a moat to place food bowls in. A shallow cookie sheetroaches in pet food https://pestcemetery.com/ filled with soapy water would do the trick. Place the feed bowl in the middle and the crawling insects won’t be able to cross it. (Unless they saw that episode of MacGyver where the ants made boats out of leaves)

Like I said you may need to think outside the box but this may give you a start. If any of you have another way I’d be happy to hear it. Just comment below what works for you or if you try one of these and it works, I’d like to hear that as well.

Good luck.

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