Category Archives: Tales from the route

Stories from the years I spent servicing homes and businesses. Some you most likely won’t believe but all are true.

Stuck under the competition

By this time I was almost in but my chest and arms couldn’t configure no matter what I tried. I could tell that this was a losing effort so I decided to climb out and see if I could somehow chip just a little bit more out of my way Continue reading

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The bug man is the life of the party

adds to the mystique. The socialites still wondering who this man is are now convinced they’ve seen this guy in a movie co-starring with John Travolta. (thanks honey) Continue reading

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The $3000.00 frog

I was somewhat relieved that I could tell him I found the answer but I worried he might just want to go back to regular visits and take with him my little bonus for the year. Continue reading

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A wood rotten lady

I’m used to people following me in my job and asking questions as I go but this lady did a little more than most. She pointed out almost every dimple in the wall paper or scratch on the baseboard and wanted a full explanation of why it wasn’t a termite or some other wood destroying bug Continue reading

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The ‘Snowball’ Effect

I know I shouldn’t smirk but it’s at least comforting to know that I’m not the only one who suffers from ‘the Snowball effect’ and in a way, that’s therapy for me. Continue reading

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