Oldie but goodie
Tried and true
You worked so well
What happened to you
You were $900 bucks when you were pristene
Now covered in dust, my grand foam machine
Cracked and brittle you no longer reach all
Gone are the days of my 3 foot Whitmire straw
No longer in stock you use to sit by my puffer
I do miss the exact little doses of my Niban snuffer
What about you who wouldn’t clog if I tried
Replaced by a log jam but still called Tri Die
And where is the residual and was any knockdown faster
Than my painted on friend the ultimate Killmaster
Old techniques too under foot are trod
Does anyone ever even attempt the old long rod
Replaced revamped and targeted tools
Give way to the DIY and other such fools
No care or skill or once respected expertise
Are found in todays tools no not like all these
Who cares if it’s sweet eating or complex biology
For a mere $20 bucks and a hosing I’m told I’ll be bug free
I don’t need an expert I don’t need seasoned vet
This sites got the answer with my hard earned money I’ll bet
This can is shiny this concoction is new
Just a few more dollars but I’m not calling you
So new and improved will always march on
Experience and knowledge are these things gone
Since bugs don’t care if you have the latest sprays or bait
And clients want dead bugs and for this they can’t wait
New tools will come and go as the old disappears
But nothing will erase clients phobias disapointments and fears
So bring on the modern and latest miracle sprits
You can’t delete the old technician to where your new can of fogger still sits
